“Perhaps you think…” – Black Stache from ‘Peter And The Starcatchers’ĭo you have a knack for the dark side? Set sail with this fantastical monologue from the Tony Award-winning play, “Peter And The Starcatchers.” Show the audition room that it’s not easy being a villainous pirate – as seen by this lament from the ominous (and slightly silly) Captain Black Stache. And what of the dear ladies? What would their lives have been without Max Bialystock? Max Bialystock, who made them feel young, and attractive, and wanted again. I mean with someone else, I never sang a song with someone else before. I mean, I know it’s not a big legal point, but even in kindergarten they used to call me Bloom. Your honor, whom has Max Bialystock wronged? I mean, whom has he really hurt? Not me. But, your honor, as I understand it the law was created to protect people from being wronged.
Bialystock….your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Max Bialystock is the most selfish man I ever met in my life…Not only is he liar, and a cheat and a scoundrel, and a crook, who has taken money from little old ladies, he has also talked people into doing things, especially me, that they would never in a thousand years had dreamed of doing. “I would like to say something your honor, not on my behalf, but in reference to my partner, Mr. Take on the role of Leo Bloom, a nerve-wracked accountant who partners up with the bold and scheming Max Bialystock. “I would like to say something your honor…” – Leo Bloom from ‘The Producers’Ĭhronicling a goofy duo of ‘has been’ Broadway producers, this aptly titled musical is packed with satire and witty dialogue making it a shoo-in for a comedic monologue choice. Impress your casting director with these 17 comedic monologues for men: 1. Whether you’re ready to own the audition room with a Shakespearean sonnet or embody a cranky, treasure-hunting pirate captain, we’ve got you covered. Combat the stress of sifting through scripts with Theatre Nerds’ comprehensive collection of comedic monologues for actors.
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